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I Want A HipHopopotamus For Christmas

by iFollow

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1.
Mic check one two, this place is like a zoo /These people looking at me like man what you gon' do?/You can't spit fire when you're standing on a wire/Luckily I never tire man, I'm feeling brand new/I'm feelin' so fly I might as well be in the sky/And until the day I die I'll keep on playin' both sides/Some days I like folk more than rap, I won't lie/Or at the very least I guess I'd label it a tie/But then I hear a beat and I feel it in my bones/And when I start to rhyme it feels like I'm coming home/I'm always running out of time but when I get in my zone/I start tryin' to be the best that the world has ever known/I ain't out here on my own, I'm living in the spirit/I'm following the still small voice, can you hear it?/In the middle of the storm I will stay near it/So whenever death comes I will not fear it/Only thing I fear is the King/And the shame that will reign if I don't bring/My heart so that it can start changing/Cuz I ain't in the game for the fame thing/A lotta cats flow better/Doesn't mean they'll outlast me/I used to wanna be a trend setter/’Til everyone done passed me/Y'all are strivin' to be number one/But you're driving in the wrong lane/This ain't all about speed, son/I'm out here to play the long game/Cuz eternity's coming and where else you gonna run/When you're covering your eyes cuz you're staring at the Son/And He's pulled into the light everything you've ever done/Do you think you're gonna bribe Him by pulling out your ones?/Or pulling out your guns so that you can be a threat?/He already beat death so what did you expect?/His love has set me like a fetter you better believe/It's written in a letter for you and for me/And nobody's getting the better of He/So forget about your cheddar He's setting us free
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Verse 1: I'm kneeling here, beside my bed/So many fears are running through my head/These wasted years are filling me with dread/I've shed so many tears for what's been left unsaid/Jesus in your word You said you won’t allow/Us to bear more than we can handle so would you tell me how/You could let a little kid suffer the pain I did/Hunted down like prey and beaten up no matter where I hid/God if you made me with purpose have you just been delayed?/Because I feel worthless, not lovingly made/Since the seventh grade I've had issues with lust/Likely stemming from this inability to trust/I know You offer life, but I keep courting death/So many failed tries, wish I could just reset/It's the same old line, guess I should save my breath/I've asked a thousand times but I don't feel forgiven yet/ Chorus: God what happens when I'm not okay/When I don't know what I'm supposed to say/When I just can't feel you there/I hope you care enough to hear me through my broken prayers/ Verse 2: I’m kneeling here on all my shattered dreams/The life I wanted is tearing at the seams/The only thing that ever feels routine/Is being overcome by my anxieties/For all my piety, I still don't feel whole/I'm just a waste unless I'm conquering another goal/It brings a heavy toll, always needing to win/It's like machinery is all that's underneath my skin/I've lost so many friends, I just won't let them in/So I start to pray cuz you're the only one still listening/God I want to believe that I'm doing this for You/I say I don't care about the money but is that really true?/I'm making moves like every other man/Hunger and poverty aren't part of the plan/But everything I need is there in Your hand/So I know I shouldn't doubt but there are giants in my promised land
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Chorus 1: Silent Night/Holy Night/All is calm/All is bright/Round yon virgin/Mother and child/Holy infant so tender and mild/Sleep in heavenly peace/Sleep in heavenly peace/ Verse 1: The bombs have stopped for now/And the guns have finally gone quiet/Nothing hiding in the clouds/But I could be wrong, I’m no pilot/Merry Christmas/You get to watch your friends as their dying/Make your wishes/As your family sits at home crying/Trying to celebrate Jesus birth/While I’m sitting here covered in blood/Where is the peace on earth?/Whatever happened to hope and love?/As I lie on my back wondering/If tonight is the night I freeze/I start to hear the sound of singing/Carried forward on the breeze/This has got to be a dream/But I slowly start to rise/I poke my head out of the trench/And I can’t believe my eyes/With Christmas trees behind them/And only candles in their hands/There’s a group of German soldiers/Crossing No-Man’s-Land singing/ Chorus 2: Stille Nacht/Heil'ge Nacht/Alles schläft/Einsam wacht/Nur das traute hoch heilige Paar/Holder Knab' im lockigen Haar/Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh/Schlafe in himmlischer Ruh/ Verse 2: Time has all but stopped/And my hands will not quit shaking/This might be my last walk/Wide open for the taking/I shout Merry Christmas, English/Can we find some good will?/Our only wish it/That tonight no one would kill/For to us a child was born/And to us a son was given/Because of him the veil was torn/That we may know the peace of heaven/Not sure what to expect/I advance a few more paces/They haven’t shot me yet/And now I’m starting to see faces/They’re coming out to meet us/And they’ve started singing along/Songs about the love of Jesus/Come to make right every wrong/In the middle of a war/But the Prince of Peace is here/As enemies trade gifts/And share some Christmas cheer
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Pre-Chorus 1: If you like discolouration/Welcome to show and tell/Looking for an explanation?/Come step inside my hell Chorus: My skin is a canvas painted/With strokes of black and blue/And the piece is dedicated/To the fear inside of you/It’s a mural born of hatred/Chipped teeth and broken bones/Can you tell me who created/The art of sticks and stones Verse 1: Shhh, I'm hidden/Don't give me away/'Cuz someone's looking for a victim/They can put on display/In the middle of the field/Like it’s a gallery/You’d better not cross them/Or else you'll end up like me/With scars as deep as carvings/Into stone or wood/I’ve got more markings/Than any child should/For some reason I’ve been chosen/As their masterpiece/A living portrait of this torture/Til I’m gone and deceased/Shhh, here they come, now get out of the way/Unless you want to be the one who’s on the easel today/We’ve gotta make a break for it in spite of the fear/And get a better spot while the coast is clear/Remember if they see us then they’re gonna pursue/But just keep looking ahead, like I told you to do/And even if I stop just keep running through/If they always get me, at least they'll never get you Pre-Chorus 2: The image of the weight I carry/Is just like a tattoo/People say it's temporary/But if they only knew Verse 2: Children can be cruel/I know that better than most/None of them killed me/But it felt like a few came close/But did no one think to ask/If this behaviour was learned?/And if they did then could you tell me/Why nobody's concerned?/Second generation bullies/Aren't as rare as you'd hope/But no one knows that trading blows/Is how they've chosen to cope/The bruises left on me/Are simply their imitation/Of the ones that they bore/As someone else's creation/Sorry dad, we didn't mean it, just got carried away/I had some people over and they wanted to play/I'll fix whatever's broken, I promise I'll pay/Just let me hear you say that you won't hit me today/Some kids get beaten at school, some get beaten at home/But every victim of abuse often feels alone/So if you want to change the world, start by showing you care/Next time you come across a painting hanging there Pre-Chorus 3: Even once the colour’s faded/It still flows through our veins/Now we're forever tainted/Our hearts are cracked like window panes
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We met back in grade 8, remember Mrs. Boyd?/It was so long ago I’ve probably got a polaroid/Here it is! You already had my back back then/Barely met and already best friends/ I was an angry kid, a lot of hate in my heart/A friend was what I needed that would never depart/ From the start set apart, just Stan and me/Wasn’t long ’til we were close as family/ The Phillips family, they saved my life you see/Brucey and wife Arlene took in this wretched teen/They paid for everything, it was life altering/With Jordan and Meggie, extended siblings/ We did everything together, even brought you to youth/Who would ever have thought we’d end up in a booth?/It’s the truth, we always used to talk a big game/Writing lyrics in the back of class, dreaming of fame/ Yeah preaching His name/ Over rhythm and tempo/ Let’s take them back to the day I said let’s go/With me to reach those lost in the game/It was the first time I heard the Lord call my name/Do you remember the day?/ Man, how could I forget?/I didn’t want to say it but it scared me to death/I hadn’t heard the call but I owed you a debt/And I knew if I didn’t go I would be filled with regret/ It was shortly after this when we started to rhyme/For the lost in the streets, man I saw it all the time/Just rapping on the porch with a dream to get out/From slanging crack on the corner and running the route/You weren’t there, but I get it, it wasn’t for you/Pushing Bibles in the shack, but you stayed in the booth/ Man Stan, I didn’t even know all of that/The Westbrook was the closest that I came to the trap/But I remember thinking, yo we must’ve been phat/Cuz we even had gangstas bouncing to Christian rap/ I think I was spending too much time in the trap/With the gangsta’s death threats I thought my life was a wrap/That’s when I met Fresh, remember when I got the call?/ I was chilling’ at Uni, having a ball/Nearly dropped the call, jaw on the floor/ Fresh invited us on tour, Jesus opened the door/In the end you couldn’t come, we discussed our next move/You told me, “You need to go”, I agreed it was true/I thought we would lose our chance to advance/In this industry of ministry I left to enhance/Our role in the scene moving up from bar shows/ Hit the studio today, kill the stage tomorrow/Drop an album in a month? Yeah, we’ll give it some thought/Sixteen tracks? Sure, we’ll give it a shot/January 7th, 2012/Joy Over Sorrow landed on shelves/ This was just the beginning, even though theBRIDGE split/ Collect all six albums, every one is a hit
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Silence 03:38
Verse 1: Don't worry dear, he just likes you/He isn't pulling on your hair just to spite you/I know it doesn't seem fair, or right – true/But you're a good girl, so I know you'll learn to fight through/"Boys will be boys", that's what you say/To explain away behaviour that should never be okay/Now these boys grow up thinking harassment shows interest/These same boys learn to measure character in inches/We teach girls to set boundaries/That we teach boys to ignore/And even when she puts her foot down he’s/Been lead to believe what he wants matters more/For she owes you something at the end of the date/After all you bought dinner/And if she says no all you've gotta do to get away with rape/Is be a good swimmer/If a coworker gets fresh, let me give you some advice/If you want to get far you’d better learn to play nice/Is it really so wrong if it's your love that he's vying for?/By the way, you would be gorgeous if you would smile more/Brains? Ambition? Just leave that to the boys/Just be a pretty face, that’s how a woman gets employed/I’m just touchy-feely, it isn’t sexual/Well why don't you try to be touchy-feely and respectful?/See, there’s this thing called personal space/If she doesn’t want you in it then get out of her face/She can be whatever she wants, same as you/And she deserves to get paid just as much for it too/And I know we don't want to hurt our sons/But what are we telling our daughters/When we only care about women's rights/After we become fathers Chorus: God what are we doing?/We’re disgracing your image/We're still fighting battles/That should've long been finished/And to anyone hearing this song/If you need a little guidance/Treat all people as equals/And if you want to end the violence, break the silence Verse 2: Bros, how would you feel if everywhere you went/People would just start touching you without your consent/Or how would you react to some pretentious jerk/Who starts telling you this when you go looking for work/Nice to meet you miss so-and-so, we're glad you're here/You're applying for a job, so let me be clear/I'm curious how long you're intending to stay/I don't want to hire you just in time for maternity pay/And if they do have a child and then try to come back/People act like it's their job to keep on giving them flack/Wait, you want to work? Shouldn't you be staying home?/You have a kid and now You're just leaving them alone?/You've got a partner right? Let him provide/As they're sipping condescension with a hint of pride/Some dudes like to fancy that they're marrying a server/But if you can't care for yourself, you don't deserve her
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Verse 1: Holy night/The stars are brightly shining/It is the night/Of our dear Saviour’s birth/Long lay the world/In sin and error pining/’Til He appeared/And the soul felt its worth/A thrill of hope/The weary world rejoices/For yonder breaks/A new and glorious morn Chorus: Fall on your knees/Oh hear the angel voices/Oh night divine/Oh night when Christ was born/Oh night divine/Oh night, oh night divine Verse 2: Just another peaceful night/The moon, the stars alight/Suddenly I had a dream/That pinned me to my sheets in fright/An angel stood before me/Now I'm surrounded by heavenly glory/And then what he told me/That Mary and I had a part in the story/Mary would carry a son/And he will be the promised one/The messiah was coming/The battle with sin was about to be won/But I wish I had known/We'd soon be leaving our home/My wife on a donkey/About to bear the child of the One on the throne/Back in my forefathers town/I head to the inn - not a room can be found/All we were able to find was a stable/A barn where mud and hay cover the ground/Surely this isn't Your chosen place/The Christ born here in disgrace/But then I see his face/And all of my fears give way to faith Verse 3: God the Creator, God the Destroyer, God the Redeemer of entire worlds/God the egg growing inside an average teenage girl/Who’s hunched over the toilet with swears, sweat and prayers ready to hurl/And as the waters swirl our salvation starts to unfurl/Kinda crazy, I know, but that’s the way the old story goes/Right from the beginning we’ve got a God of the living who grows/Relates and shows a love for what He creates and knows/The earth and us to which it gives birth, a God who joins us in the dirt/In the dung of a stable everyone joins round the table/There’s a baby in the cradle and I don’t think I’ll ever be able/To fully describe that first cry amidst genocide on that starry night/They were terrified but love puts fear to flight; it’s gonna be alright
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Broke 04:44
Chorus: When you're on your grind/But making minimum wage/It gets kinda hard/For you to act your age/So when the bills stack up/You know you better stay woke/Because if you don’t/You're gonna end up broke Verse 1: Forty-five hundred deep/For the fourth year in a row/I see y'all trying to peep/You can sense that I'm ready to blow/But when you've got no dough/You can start to get lost/I knew about the benefits of a degree/Nobody ever mentioned the cost/Yo my wallet's so empty/It might as well be decoration/But hey, I've lost weight!/And all it took was a little starvation/I wear the same clothes every day/I know it ain't my best look/But if I get anymore hungry/I'm gonna eat this textbook Verse 2: Thirty hours a week/Eleven dollars an hour/Remember when things used to be cheap?/Yeah, I really don't either/Paying rent is hard/When your cheques are this bogus/I've got a ten dollar Tim's card/It was my Christmas bonus/My job tryna be lit/But it's really just tiring/I wish that I could quit/But ain't nobody else hiring/I try to stop dropping cash/But man I can't front/You said there's a new Marvel movie?/Guess I'll start saving next month Verse 3: I love making music/But all these people seem to abuse it/I had to pay to create it/Shouldn’t you be paying to use it?/Man, I think I’m ‘bout to lose it/Next time I hear somebody complain/‘Bout how they favourite song is so expensive/It isn’t like you’re making it rain/Bro it’s 99 cents/You telling me you can't afford that?/Then I guess we ain't so different/But at least I bring the change when I rap/Y'all are thinking it's a game/But I'm out here to make a living/And I ain't after the fame/Just trying to be faithful with what I'm given Outro: You need a job to get experience/But you need experience to get a job/And if you go to school/You might as well be getting robbed/So then you'll try to be famous/But a good shot is so rare/You'll be back to flipping burgers/Isn't life unfair?
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Chorus: My dreams are overflowing with all these thoughts of you/And I can’t bear not knowing whether they will come true/But I’ll keep my arms empty and my heart open wide/When we meet I’ll be ready to never leave your side Verse 1: Journal entry number one to my future wife/I'm still waiting for the day you come into my life/In everyone I meet, everywhere I've been/I have to wonder if a piece of you resembles them/Have I already seen your smile on another face?/I think about your eyes as I'm staring into outer space/I bet they sparkle more brightly than the stars/I know you won't be perfect but there's beauty even in your scars/I just don't understand/How can I love someone so much/I've never held your hand, yet still I crave your touch/Loneliness has got me tired/I need you on my team/Tell me all your doubts and let me help you realize your dreams/I want to chase them with you/I want to know your heart/I want to mold a life together like a work of art/Til then I'll keep on growing/Keep following the light/While always waiting for you my future... Pre-Chorus: I know you're hurting now/But please keep holding on/I'll be there with you Lord willing/Before too very long Verse 2: Journal entry number two to my future kids/On the day we meet I guarantee I'm gonna flip my lid/Will you be our flesh and blood? Or will we adopt?/Either way it goes my love for you will not be stopped/I would cross the earth to hold you in my arms/And I would lay down my life to shelter you from harm/Can't wait to hear you laugh/Can't wait to watch you play/And make my time with you the most important part of every day/I want to be a daddy so bad it's like it's in my genes/I've been needing you since I was only thirteen/I want to teach you things that I never knew/I want to be your strength that's always there to help you through/I'll support you the way my dad supported me/Together we'll discover who God created you to be/Til then I'll keep on growing/I'll turn into the skid/While always waiting for you my future…
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Verse 1: Ho ho ho, Merry Christmas one and all/One more track so we better make it wonderful/I gotta thank y’all for the welcome back/This was a test of mettle but now I’m settled on the right track/Told you that I’d be right back, and I am/But now I’m going on the attack with the fam/Used to be a lone wolf, now I worship the lamb/As I’m running with the pack getting back to the plan/Staush, Tremain, Fresh IE/If it wasn’t for you, I don’t know where I’d be/Each of you were there when I didn’t believe/That I could make music anyone would receive/Shout outs to pracTice, Scott the Thing/Having friends like you is humbling/I consider you brothers and I’m glad you’re here/Show ‘em how to thrown it down - the end is near Verse 2: All love, no hate, and I’m grateful to be here/It’s J. Tremain, your main mate for the beat here/Ride along and I’ll take you to see where/I finish and the next G’s waiting to bring heat here/The apostle James says to reign it in/But I can’t help saying that I came to win/I’m all in and I usually don’t do this/I’m Paul and I’m acting foolish/If you’re Caesar, then I’m Brutus/If you’re red, then I’ll be Blue-ish/You got nice kicks, but I’ll stay shoeless/I’m not a lot, but I be ruthless/But the truth is I’m not, I’m really just a fan/Just a man who’s trying to be good to his clan/So big ups to iFollow, shout out to the band/And to all the other cats here give a big hand Verse 3: Yeah, so Ed Penner/Raise the stakes so high like a tenor/Look it’s that super kid/With the super style; superlative/Gonna lock this down, the tempo just pounds/Dig the sound and take ‘em to town/Once was lost, now is found/Back to my old stomping grounds/I’m a teenager so I’m driven/Gotta make cash gotta make a living/Corny like Clooney of OE 13/Not Kenny not Kanye I’m kind of between/It’s pure bliss when I spit on this/Must not be dismissed as a manic diss/I must admit it’s a bit of a risk/When you rhyme with S and have a minor lisp Verse 4: Who am I and what are we/Sometimes I feel it’s all a dream/Sometimes I see subconsciously/The man I feel I ought to be/And in the dream I race to be/The top of every industry/Elevating all I see/Perversion of the true meaning/Of my stage name company/This isn’t what I thought I’d see/This wasn’t ever in my dream/And now it’s time for correcting/I’ll put it to death/And say goodbye to Elevate/Making sure he can’t escape/Perversion of my destined fate Verse 5: Gimme that there let me get in/Gimme that mic let me get to snapping again/Rapping again, Fresh yes, crispy and clean/It’s that fat black backpack rapping machine/Actually, I never stopped killing these rhymes/Wrote my first sixteen in eighty-nine/Copped my first young ting when I was eighteen/Went across the maple leaf it was all a dream/Come true, what’s a young fly brother to do/Brand new, rocking DJ Quick with the crew/In ‘92 hit the west to pursue my dreams/Follow love and that Hip Hop in my genes/British knights were the kicks, gazelles on my face/Tryna chase that paper almost caught a case/caught my breath, I was running almost caught my death/But instead I met a blind man on my step; Fresh Verse 6: How do you feel? That’s what I care about/Banging your head on rocks trying to make water spout/Faith rewards the devout, the Lord said speak so don’t doubt/Open your mouth, shout/Rapport with rocks bring the flow out/Rep Christmas, bring nog, rep fire, bring logs/Rep tired the way I brings nods/Reptile, cold blood, never sweat when I sing songs

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The first installment in a three-album project, this is iFollow's first solo, full-length hip-hop release. This album carries some of his most personal, pointed, and passionate music to date.

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released June 7, 2018

Music for Broken Prayers, Sticks And Stones, and Lord Willing produced by Fresh IE at EDIFY Studio
Music for Broke produced by Lazy Nerd 204
All other songs produced by iFollow at Sanctuary Studio
All songs written, recorded, and mixed by iFollow at Sanctuary Studio and mastered by The SoundLAB at Disc Makers
Artwork by Christina Ewbank

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iFollow is an independent artist based out of Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada. He brings to the table a unique and refreshing blend of hip hop, folk, spoken word, and acoustic stylings that weave their way from light-hearted and gentle to powerful and poignant. Being a fan of a whole gamut of musical genres himself, variety is the name of the game and iFollow hopes to deliver something for everyone. ... more

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